Two priests/rabbi’s/ministers, were hanging out one day, and one of the two noticed the other had a significant amount of money, so he asked him:
Where did you get all that money? Don’t you hand over all tithes to God?
Of course, don’t you?
He replied the same:
So he asked, well if you give it all to God, how do you have all that money?
Well, I toss it up to him, and whatever he doesn’t want..