Political Joke 

A man died  and went to heaven, as he stood with St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him, the man asked “what are all those clocks for?”, Peter answered “those are Lie Clocks, every one on earth has a Lie Clock, every time you lie the hands on the clock will move” the man replied “well who‘s clock is that?” Peter replied “thats the popes clock, indicating he never told a lie“, the man replied “what about that one?”, Peter replied “thats George Washingtons clock, the hands moved only twice, indicating he only told 2 lies” the man replied “well, where are Obama and Hillary Clintons clocks?” Peter replied “they are in Jesuss office, hes using them as ceiling fans.”

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