After a church service a little boy approached his pastor and told him “when I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.” The pastor replied, “well thank you, by why?” The little boy replied, “because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.” Advertisements
At a recent pastor’s retreat, each minister in attendance was asked the following question: “How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?” The answers were as follows.. A Presbyterian Pastor responded, “None, If God wants the bulb screwed in, he is sovereign, and will do it himself without human effort.” A … More Preacher Joke
Hillary Clinton goes to a school to talk to kids about the world, after she is done, she prompts for questions, and says .. “OK, what’s your name?” “My name is Kenneth” Hillary replied “ok Kenneth what’s your question?” Kenneth: “I have 3 questions, 1. We’re you really broke when you left the white house?, … More Political Joke
During Bill Clinton‘s presidency, one of his aides came up to him and said “there‘s someone on the phone that wants to know what you plan on doing about the Abortion Bill?” Clinton replied “Ugh, another one? I‘ll just go ahead and pay it.”
A man died and went to heaven, as he stood with St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him, the man asked “what are all those clocks for?”, Peter answered “those are Lie Clocks, every one on earth has a Lie Clock, every time you lie the hands … More Political Joke
A Doctor, Obama, a Priest, and a boyscout are on a plane, and it’s crashing, but there are only 3 parachutes left, the Doctor grabs one and says “I’m a Doctor, I’ve saved lives, so I deserve to live” and jumps, Obama grabs a parachute and says “I’m the president, and the smartest man in … More Political Joke
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? 2, One to ensure the public, that everything is being done to fix the problem, while the Other screws the bulb into a water faucet.
Nixon, Clinton, and Obama die and go to heaven, God is in his throne judging them, Nixon says “I’m sorry I lied”, Clinton says “I’m sorry I cheated on my wife”, Obama says “Hey! get out of my chair!”.